N.I.P.PL.E..MEN INT'L 

The N.I.PPLE  ACADEMY

Chapter 2.2  -    

    N.i.pple Enlargement -                                      

           Home-made Plastic tubes

          

   Hey NIPPLEMEN out there!!  Seems like only yesterday we gathered "round the campfire" to hear all about getting the "big yellers" on your hot NIPPLES.  

  Before we move on to this chapter's subject - HOME-MADE NIPPLE TUBES  - (that got your attention-- didn't it??) - I want to share a couple of incidents I've had...

  While visiting my hometown in Indiana during the summer, I stopped by the local WalMart to pick up my annual purchase of snake bite kits.  (Remember - WalMart has them for $2.97  (plus tax) !! - at least in Indiana!!)  Went back to the camping supply section and was elated to find five of the "little fuckers" hanging there, waiting to be "sucked-up"!!  (I now feel completely at ease taking them to the cashier, especially since I gave you the "Boy Scout" ploy.  Sometimes it still gives me a thrill  - similar to taking a pack of condoms up to the register as a kid!!)         All went well.. The cashier ran the kits across the laser scanner without an alarm sounding, and without  "THERE IS A MAN BUYING SNAKE BITE KITS AT CASHIER N0. 4" blaring from the store's public address system!!  I paid.  She placed the kits in the plastic bag, stapled the receipt to the bag, - and...as she handed it to me...looked me in the eyes and said.."WATCH OUR FOR THE SNAKES"!!  Talk about being taken off guard!!  I let out a huge inside laugh, gave her a big smile, and walked out...( I often think of her telling her trucker husband about the DADDY buying several sets of snake bite kits.  What in HELL do you think they think??  MAYBE HE'S READING THIS SITE RIGHT NOW!!  Food for thought (and J/O!!)

   Also wanted to share another video title you might enjoy.  The name is FAULTLINE - put out by the ZEUS people.  The second episode in the video - PUNISHMENT CONTEST AUDITION - RIV PAXTON - features a huge-nippled, hung, handsome, flat-top-blond, muscle MAN getting his pecs and NIPPLES worked over.  Great NIPPLE shots, and the nipple-pulling load sequence is very good indeed!! (I could do without the round vibrator sequence - but haven't tried it yet..)  The first sequence, featuring Donny Russo and two other HOT MEN is also quite a turn-on, with attention paid to pecs and NIPPLES.  I'll give the video a "three suction-cup rating" out of a possible 4.  Pretty good...although this IS the first rated review!!  (But - since I only mention the top NIPPLE videos...I think I'm safe.!!

   Now down to Business........

  For the past several years I've heard of the possibility of the plastic and rubber suction cups being taken off the market.  Seems doctors prefer you get to an emergency room rather that "cut and suck" after a venomous snake bite out in the woods.  (I guess it depends how far "out in the woods" you are!!)  Indeed - the Boy Scout store - formerly here in NYC on Park Ave. South - stopped selling the yellow cups and carried the extractor kits, which have 3 or 4 changeable plastic heads for the small suction device.  I have tried them and find the cups are too shallow and wide to do us much good.  Have any of you had positive results?  Also, you NIPPLEMEN in other countries say you can't find any such kits....

   SO - DON'T PANIC!!  Here are make-them-yourself TUBE NIPPLE SUCKERS which will "do the trick" if you are not able to find the kits.....and will be another "weapon" in your arsenal if you already are using the cups...  

  Go out to your neighborhood hardware store (you know- the place you love to wander through - looking for various objects you can use on your nipples!!) - and purchase a foot of clear, flexible, plastic tubing.  (You will only need 8 inches to get started (where have I heard that before??)--but since they sell it by the foot - why not go for the foot at about a dollar a foot??!)  You may also find it in your neighborhood aquarium supply store.  It comes in various diameters, but I prefer the 1" inner diameter size - or larger. Since you will need to be able to bend it almost double (you'll see why in a minute) - it must be quite flexible, and the thickness of the walls of the tubing can have a bearing on this flexibility.

  You will need two lengths of this tubing, each 4 inches long.  While you're at the hardware, and the clerk has the blade in-hand for cutting your foot of tubing from the roll, ask him if he would please cut it with the sides level, and if he would cut you two 4" segments from your foot. ( For those of you with a wall of tools - I'm sure you can wait until you get home to do it!!)

   NOW - while you're both in the mood-  you can ask him if he has corks large enough to seal one end of each tube.  If he doesn't have corks that large, suggest electrical conduit covers or possibly the rubber ends for stool legs.  (The idea is to get something in the end that won't let air escape from that end.  The other end is going to be against your pec - sucking your nipple into the tube - but he doesn't necessarily need to know that!!)

   Once you have the tubes where you can experiment without questions  - (By the way - the high school kid who took the tube cutting and finding the electrical conduit covers as a personal challenge, wondered what mine were for.  I simply said  "for an experiment"....Well??!!) - make sure one end of the tube is level and fairly smooth.  I used a heated, old knife edge to slightly melt the plastic - to take any irregularities out. Then force the cork or other device into one end of each tube.  If the insert is going to seal properly you will probably need to pound it in to get it to seal.  You might try soaking the tubes in hot water before inserting the cork/plastic/rubber stoppers as it will make the plastic more pliable.

                              Now the tubes should look like this......

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   Now we have two clear, flexible-plastic tubes, each with one end sealed air-tight.  As with the cups, you hairy MEN may need to clear some of the "timber" from around your nipples for a good seal.  Wet the area around your nipple, and the base and inside of the OPEN end of one of the tubes.  Place the OPEN end of the tube against you pec with your nipple centered in the tube.  While pressing the tube against your pec with one hand, place the first finger of your OTHER hand in the center of the tube, and with a moderate pressure against you pec, bend the tube in half until most of the air is out.

   (You may also be able to accomplish getting most of the air out by pressing on the sides of the tube.)  THEN - as you let the tube straighten-out,  your nipple will be sucked into the tube and the tube will stay on - (and you'll probably come right there!!)

     Repeat this procedure with the other tube and nipple,  and - there you are..both nipples being sucked inside by the lower pressure inside the tubes - AND you can watch it happening!!  Since this suction tends to be greater than the yellow cups, watch out for water blisters.  Try five minutes at a time to see how you're doing.  ENJOY!!

             

   Ahead to  >>  

                       Chapter2.3... Nipple Enlargement -

                              Medical and Other Syringes

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